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She won't return the keys to the boyfriend she cheated on, walked out on and still tries to fuck aruond with to this day!
Do you have ANY integrity you lazy pile?
A warning to ALL people who encounter this girl: STAY AWAY. She is a SERIAL MONOGAMIST, she will invariably end up dating your friends, ruining their lives and moving on to more friends.
Purely image obsessed and shallow to no end.
Emily. Give Dan his keys back already, you're such a bad excuse for a person it makes everyone sick.
(Good job losing yet more friends by the way. Soon you'll only be able to date some sucker who still hasn't learned how lousy a person you are.)
You know Emily, clearly it burns you up to know that I will always be right on these matters.
Any time I say something, you'd just as well assume the opposite is true.
But I told you ages ago, Daniel is a nightmare of a boyfriend (as much as you are a nightmare of a person).
Your ability to reason is just as impotent as any staunch snob of our ignorance plagued green Earth.
Let me make another prediction for you Emily: YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY. EVER.
I just wanted to take the time to say I TOLD YOU SO!
Also, holdontoher, your words are well spoken. Whether I hate you still or not...Well spoken.
Emily, you gotta face it. You're just an insecure typical girl who tries to find herself status-boyfriends. You cover all that up with trying to get the first word with people who mean little to nothing to us...Telling them that we're stalkers, jealous and all kinds of other terms that would paint us as ENVIOUS.
Emily: GET THE SIMPLE FACT THROUGH YOUR HEAD, WE DO NOT ENVY YOU.
I wake up every morning beside a woman who cares for me and who I care for as well.
Sean and I are much better friends now than we'll ever be and at this point it seems in spite of your little divide and conquer techniques.
Daniel is somebody I'd rather not be friends with given his dishonest and self-absorbed nature. Along with Daniel comes his troupe of yea-sayers.
So where do I or possibly "holdontoher" lose you in saying we honestly don't give a damn? You use a snobby demure to in essence act like nothing is a problem for you.
How's your little 500 internet picture boyfriend now? Stil obsessing over him? Still trying to brag to the world that you've claimed Daniel Craig as your own? Hah...
You dreamy fool. I told you once, and I'll tell you again and again, I TOLD YOU SO.
Wow! A whole post! Honestly, I'm touched... to go to all that effort, means I must have done a marvelous job of trolling.
However, I feel I should clarify a few things, in fourfold.
1.) Alex and I are not "teamed up" in any shape or form. In fact, the boy hates my guts. Why you ask? Because in spite of how I DEFENDED Dan against some quite unnecessary comments one cold winter evening. Yes, I defended your boyfriend (your name never came up last I remember).
2.) I'm quite amused by how quickly you make assumptions, justify people's intentions, and jump to conclusions.
I've never, at any point, said I don't like you. ... The Dan thing, I can't hold against you; ultimately it wasn't your decision, it was Dan's.
And even then, although I believe Dan handled it poorly, I'm certainly not bitter about it, it's very hard for me to hold grudges. I was a bit miffed for a few days, but that quickly passed. I've met other guys since, two (Ryan and Levon) of which I even remember introducing to you, the (albeit few) times we've run into eachother.
3.) I also fail to realize how I can be considered a "immature bratty teenager", when in reality, you're only one year older than myself (if age is at all the question). Should you ever feel the need to know me better, you will find that I'm infact, not a brat nor immature (you'll also find we share a common taste in books and music... but ultimately that's irrelevant). If you won't take my word, talk to any of the Gordon Bell folks I've lived with at some point or another.
4.) I don't understand how two years ago has any relevance to me trolling you now. I do believe you fail to realize that in the midst of all the Sean-Alex-Emily drama, I quite diligently remained neutral throughout the whole mess. Infact, I do remember writing one email saying quite NICE things about you. So I'm not sure how two years ago has any relevance to me. Also, if memory doesn't serve you correctly, I have never "attacked" any of your online venues prior to now... past tense (in my name) is quite unnecesary.
So why am I trolling you? You've already got half of it down.
...Should you ever want to learn the other half, I'm always available to sit down (online, since I left Canada), but it'll require you to put the finger-pointing/name-calling games on haitus, come to terms with the fact that I'm not fair or rational, and act a little more humane.
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When enthusiasm is driven by confidence any goal can be attained
-Robert E. Regent
She won't return the keys to the boyfriend she cheated on, walked out on and still tries to fuck aruond with to this day!
Do you have ANY integrity you lazy pile?
A warning to ALL people who encounter this girl: STAY AWAY. She is a SERIAL MONOGAMIST, she will invariably end up dating your friends, ruining their lives and moving on to more friends.
Purely image obsessed and shallow to no end.
Emily. Give Dan his keys back already, you're such a bad excuse for a person it makes everyone sick.
(Good job losing yet more friends by the way. Soon you'll only be able to date some sucker who still hasn't learned how lousy a person you are.)
lovely gallery!
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By the way, classy work on the whole new boyfriend in a few weeks trick. I can see the integrity leaking from your ears.
Any time I say something, you'd just as well assume the opposite is true.
But I told you ages ago, Daniel is a nightmare of a boyfriend (as much as you are a nightmare of a person).
Your ability to reason is just as impotent as any staunch snob of our ignorance plagued green Earth.
Let me make another prediction for you Emily: YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY. EVER.
I just wanted to take the time to say I TOLD YOU SO!
Also, holdontoher, your words are well spoken. Whether I hate you still or not...Well spoken.
Emily, you gotta face it. You're just an insecure typical girl who tries to find herself status-boyfriends. You cover all that up with trying to get the first word with people who mean little to nothing to us...Telling them that we're stalkers, jealous and all kinds of other terms that would paint us as ENVIOUS.
Emily: GET THE SIMPLE FACT THROUGH YOUR HEAD, WE DO NOT ENVY YOU.
I wake up every morning beside a woman who cares for me and who I care for as well.
Sean and I are much better friends now than we'll ever be and at this point it seems in spite of your little divide and conquer techniques.
Daniel is somebody I'd rather not be friends with given his dishonest and self-absorbed nature. Along with Daniel comes his troupe of yea-sayers.
So where do I or possibly "holdontoher" lose you in saying we honestly don't give a damn? You use a snobby demure to in essence act like nothing is a problem for you.
How's your little 500 internet picture boyfriend now? Stil obsessing over him? Still trying to brag to the world that you've claimed Daniel Craig as your own? Hah...
You dreamy fool. I told you once, and I'll tell you again and again, I TOLD YOU SO.
However, I feel I should clarify a few things, in fourfold.
1.) Alex and I are not "teamed up" in any shape or form. In fact, the boy hates my guts. Why you ask? Because in spite of how I DEFENDED Dan against some quite unnecessary comments one cold winter evening. Yes, I defended your boyfriend (your name never came up last I remember).
2.) I'm quite amused by how quickly you make assumptions, justify people's intentions, and jump to conclusions.
I've never, at any point, said I don't like you. ... The Dan thing, I can't hold against you; ultimately it wasn't your decision, it was Dan's.
And even then, although I believe Dan handled it poorly, I'm certainly not bitter about it, it's very hard for me to hold grudges. I was a bit miffed for a few days, but that quickly passed. I've met other guys since, two (Ryan and Levon) of which I even remember introducing to you, the (albeit few) times we've run into eachother.
3.) I also fail to realize how I can be considered a "immature bratty teenager", when in reality, you're only one year older than myself (if age is at all the question). Should you ever feel the need to know me better, you will find that I'm infact, not a brat nor immature (you'll also find we share a common taste in books and music... but ultimately that's irrelevant). If you won't take my word, talk to any of the Gordon Bell folks I've lived with at some point or another.
4.) I don't understand how two years ago has any relevance to me trolling you now. I do believe you fail to realize that in the midst of all the Sean-Alex-Emily drama, I quite diligently remained neutral throughout the whole mess. Infact, I do remember writing one email saying quite NICE things about you. So I'm not sure how two years ago has any relevance to me. Also, if memory doesn't serve you correctly, I have never "attacked" any of your online venues prior to now... past tense (in my name) is quite unnecesary.
So why am I trolling you? You've already got half of it down.
...Should you ever want to learn the other half, I'm always available to sit down (online, since I left Canada), but it'll require you to put the finger-pointing/name-calling games on haitus, come to terms with the fact that I'm not fair or rational, and act a little more humane.
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